Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

True he has got that down to a fine art, he belongs in the championship he is never good enough for us, he (like Walnut) has had enough time to show what he can do, All speed and fook all else sadly.

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So he’s going out with one of Little Mix. 100% out of the club this summer.

And I thought he was gay all this time. Ox you stud you.

She was the ex girlfriend of a One Directions member. From a stupid to a stupid.

Well done Miss Perrie :no_mouth:

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She looks good…

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Ox is a stud seems like she upgraded big time to me.

At least he scores off the field :wenger:

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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

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I think you mean from rich to richer :ozil2:

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More baggage than a shedload of Sherpas. Finally, something to attribute his patchy form to though. He strikes me as the kind of nice guy that she’ll walk all over.

Hopefully his end product here is better than it is on the Football pitch.

No way is Ox richer than Zayn Malik!

I actually prefer Jade myself, but Perrie is still nice. Ox is definitely punching, for sure.

Y’all really must like plastic. :joy:

Yeh I’m not seeing it either!

Jade, yes please!

As for Ox, he could actually get a run out in CM if anything happens to either Ramsey or Xhaka

I’d give Oxlade a new contract for getting her tbh.:wink:

Best thing he’s done this season lol

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Good for him but is there a normal looking picture of her on google?

She looks like an optical illusion.

She could be his beard also.

I went from Perrie to Jade to Perrie but now I’m totally into Leigh Anne when she’s not got braids.

Which one is the froggy looking one?