FAKE AS FUUUUUUUCK
Oh my fucking God. Slow day in the Arsenal Twitter office.
That’s so unfunny it’s good.
They should have said where the eggs come from.
AC have made folks hate puns.
It was not a slow day at all. It was a day well spent at Arsenal. Imagine spending time coming up with those puns.
You mean, AC have made “yolks” hate puns.
Don’t stop me, I’m on a roll.
Or should I say: in a roll, an egg roll.
You crack me up.
Can’t wait to have nightmares about falling through glass floors.
A world class poacher
“Lac-Omelette” < Reading that gave me an infection.
Made me hungry for an egg salah sandwich