Which player would most likely be the one to collect second place in a beauty contest?
Not sure why you’ve used a Giroud emoji there. He’d obviously be in first place!
If Mario Gomez didn’t exist.
Mario Gomez looks like a hamster/1920s’ gangster
You may need to see about getting glasses, mate.
For some reason I thought you were @Calum
I wanna know if any of his mates married someone he boned before they got married and that ended up being a lifetime revenue
Water works… Defo Neymar.
Nah, Calum would probably like Mario Gomez, what with his bad taste
That’s happened to me a few times now, the other day I was readying a fried snickers remark and had to quickly shift gears to fried rice.
Of course best jack is a gooner.
The fucking don. You want some?
The wealdstone raiders brother ‘you want some i’ll give it ya’
Yes! The meatballs al forno is
Awesome, picked that up today. Quite impressed really considering it’s a ready meal. Tasted better than some of the Indian food I’ve eaten from restaurans before!