The Funny Picture/WTF Thread


#665

#666

Twitter just peaked

Fuck that’s long

Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever. The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt

Case facts:
Lunch was in fridge for less than an hour before it vanished. No shrimp smell remnants in the microwave or kitchen area. This was a professional hit no doubt

HOLY SHIT. He’s back. He watched the tape. He knows who did it. So the man who’s lunch was stolen sits across from me. The person who stole his lunch sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME! She left for the day before the investigation started

According to the video, this psychopath DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FOOD. She took it out of the fridge and threw and buried it in the trash

Her motives remain completely unknown. In lieu of what he saw on the tape he has decided to not to press the matter anymore. I can’t say I blame him. We don’t know what this women’s fully capable of

Points to clarify: he bought the shrimp fried rice around 11:30am (carry out) and put it in the fridge to chill until he takes lunch at noon. So she had exactly a 30min window of time to do what she did. There was no intention of microwaving the food

Update: Ok so when dude watched the video with HR they asked “what do you want to do about it?” he told them he was solely interested in who did it and that he didn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fired

After charges were dropped, HR sent a company wide email about not stealing people’s lunches. She is scheduled to arrive at work in 20min. My blood is on cocaine

She has walked into the room. And the room is dead silent. Dead fucking silent yet there is a palpable explosive energy pulsing through everyone but her

From the moment she walked in, I’ve just been staring at her. Watched her open her email and now she clicked on the goddamn HR email! Holy fuck strap in - here we go! I can’t move. I simply cannot move, anything could happen right now

!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud “woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?” !!! I may have to run out of this room

After she said that, shrimp guy responds “well yea it’s not ok to throw someone’s food away” we’re all about to start screaming

This shits about to get crazier. After he says that she goes “oh it was your lunch?” BEAT she continues “well why would you go to HR about that?!”

She has simultaneously denied her involvement AND called the guy who saved her job a snitch!!! Dude just sighed and went back to work after she said what she said. She looks frightwningly calm

I’ll keep updating if anything else occurs but all I can say is that EVERYONE in the office from the janitor to the founder knows what she did. She now carries an invisible scarlet letter

This is real. This is happening. We know who did it but we don’t know why. It’s a post production company so we’re in fact open today. She’s been sitting 3ft from me this whole time

Unbeknownst to the guy and the woman, I just ordered 3 shrimp fried rice plates for lunch and will be hand delivering them

She took the fried rice from me with a big smile on her face. She’s eating it and loving it. This is utter ruthlessness

“I LOVE shrimp fried rice” - the thief


#667

haha women can be crazy


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#670

Sounds a bit like he’s stolen a Doug Stanhope bit there


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#672

Surely a vindaloo would of sorted her out


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#674

If true, one of the greatest stories


#675

The story was on bbc and in many papers, so I hope there’s some truth to it :rofl:


#676

Is that Mike Dean in the photo? :slight_smile:


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#678

I didn’t get it until the third one. I just thought people were being fucking weird. :joy:


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#681

Next comment ‘I’ll pass’


#682

Same here… this is what the internet has done to us. Colon sniffing is normalized… FML.


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#684

Pretty cool, that.