That is because you, like all of us from time to time, have made some bad choices in your life. Rooting for Real Madrid - and greased up narcissists playing for Real Madrid - is one of those bad choices. You are still young though, there is still hope.
Edit: I mean, look at it. You’re getting likes for that post from nutjobs and right-wing nutjobs, which are incidentally always the people who love Real and/or Ronaldo. @SRCJJ being the exception, but even the best of us are led astray from time to time.
Oh, there are plenty of reasons. Hoeneß, Rummenigge, Beckenbauer, their CSU-connection, Robben and Ribery on the pitch (not off it, though). Rest of the squad is rather likeable. Real Madrid on the other hand…well, they have one (!) redeeming quality.
Well, Robben is a genuinely intelligent, respectful guy, and Ribery is basically a grown child like Podolski. If eliciting the services of a prostitute is scummy (I personally think it is, but that is another topic), basically all football players are scum.