Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (signed, sealed, delivered)


#1184

Come on this is Arsenal, we won’t pay Heathrow’s flight taxes. We’ll be flying him into Luton :sunglasses:.


#1185

Ah damn. Stansted would be more convenient for me.


#1186

Yep looks like Luton Airport as the wee red plane has stopped moving at Luton. :joy:


#1187

He should fly into Southend just so he can get a feel for a proper footballing town :grinning:


#1188

Yeah makes sense, it’s the closest airport to London Colney. Only about 20 minute drive from there.


#1189

Could that not just be anyone lol


#1190

We have now surpassed the Van Dijk Liverpool flight tracking.

Combine that with the Ornstein memes and this has been the GOAT window.

Arsenal Twitter >>>>>>>>


#1191

Fucking hell :joy: :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:


#1192

:arteta: :arteta: :arteta:

How long before we have Robbie and Troopz live on the scene at Luton. Auba sees them and goes ‘fuck this I’m heading back lol’

Imagine that, AFTV scupper the Auba deal.


#1193

Where is he now? Why no update? Have we lost him?

I need to know!


#1194

He’s buying duty free :slight_smile:


#1195

Oh that’s alright then. I was worried he might have turned around after discovering how mental our fan base is.


#1196

The fanfare around this signing is interesting, don’t think we’ll reach Ozil levels though.

Although we might have surpassed it if there’s a sizeable contingent of Arsenal fans at the airport


#1197

Was no one tracking the taxi? :roll_eyes:


#1198

Is it time?


#1199

ArsenalCristoPastry 14:28 5 minutes ago 30th Jan 2018:

Sources tell me that @Aubameyang_7 has just walked down the gym corridor to the London Colney medical facility.


#1200

ArsenalCristoPastry 14:28 3 minutes ago 30th Jan 2018:

He’s just popped the to the loo, they were rushing from the airport and he didn’t get a chance to wee there. #Urgent


#1201

ArsenalCristoPastry 14:28 2 minutes ago 30th Jan 2018:

Ok, he’s just come out and washed his hands. Now he’s drying them in a Dyson Airblade. It’s quite a good hand-dryer but @Aubameyang_7 doesn’t think it’s quite as efficient as it could be as his hands are still wet and he’s worried about shaking hands with the doctor with wet hands so now he’ll have to wipe them on his trousers. #annoyed #Iprefermitsubishihanddryers


#1202

I’m on the train and my mate is ringing me every 10 minutes for updates :joy::joy:


#1203

:arteta: