Better?
Me rn
Waiting for that Ornstein bomb
Sven and crew have returned home apparently…but Auba WASN’T WITH THEM!! Starting to worry now…
Chill man, their work is probably done and it’s nothing a quick flight can’t fix.
He’s probably just waiting for the OK from Dortmund to bounce now.
What do you think this is? Click and collect? Order something and then go pick it up?
He’s coming, don’t worry.
collection point number 2 please
I don’t think they have yet.
IndyKaila was the only one I know of reporting that, and he’s a fucking nob
Wow.
Questioning Svengali’s magic already?
Despicable.
Nothing escapes Arsenal Twitter
Haha wow
Overall though… a DISAPPOINTING day. The Arsenal Head groundsman following Auba is today’s headline. I expect better tomorrow.
If the headline tomorrow was: “Arsenal head groundsmen seen in bookies putting a tenner on Aubarmeyang to join the club,” then you could definitely, almost guarantee it maybe, could, possibly, be more than a rumour.
Days not over yet. All the updates so far have come at night.
I knew we were low-balling. Old habits die hard apparently.
Some other club can come in and take him. Wouldn’t be the first time…
Ivan pimping some sluts instead of getting Auba. C’mon Ivan! Don’t waste time!
Omg I’m going to have this saved on my phone so every time my wife accuses me of looking at porn or talking to other women on my phone I’m just going to pull this out and not say a word it’s so real to life
All clubs in the world should have a sign like this:
“LOW BALLERS CAN FUCK OFF”
I think we’re going up in fivers
That meme is happening isnt it
Ffs.
Why can’t we make two offers on the same day? Move it!