If you can't handle me at my worst, hungover and on the toilet, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best OA.
Are you taking a shit?
Giroud isn't that good looking to me personally I prefer Calum
Not you mate sorry
I prefer @calum too but he's not into me
pfff! obviously fake, just found the original.
You came to the Pacific NW and didn't drop by for a pint?
I didn't know you lived there otherwise I'd have hit you up! Portland and Oregon fucking rock! But the fucking gutter punks are pretty unpleasant
I can definitely see that's Wenger on the right in that photo, because I recognise the way he rolls his trouser leg up to make himself look cool.
But the guy on the left looks as if he might have been photo shopped.
It's ok, you don't want a fat old man in camo-cargo shorts cramping your style anyway.
I can roll with anyone dude, I'm more versatile than Flamini
you should have said Milner
Panithanikos away 1981 !
You can guess which ones me
Just having a shave
Me and me lass at a beach.
Think you missed a bit @Gio
Sorry as a rule I don't shave other men's crotches.