10/10 for originality
You know what I’m saying is true.
Real, Bayern, Man City, Chelsea, PSG, Man Utd… none of these clubs need him so why would they buy him?
If we’re the only ones offering him the salary he wants of course he’s going to say he’s happy here and loves the club. It’s not like he’s going to say “Yeah, no, I really don’t like the club or how it’s run, and really I’d leave in a heartbeat, but no other offers have come in and my agent is pressuring me to take the deal because we don’t think we’ll get a better one. Cheers guys”. That would REALLY endear him to the fans.