Manchester United thread


#2206

they have signed fred, lee grant :rofl:, dalot who’s injured till September. Don’t think they will be signing anyone else unless they can get bale


#2207

Ah, yes. Maureen rides again. I’ve missed him all summer - about as much as a boil on my knob.


#2208

I think he is right about Pogba.


#2209

Bale is probably staying at Real.


#2210

#2211

Their team is reasonably new and only assembled in the Mourinho era. A part from the right winger and their wings backs.


#2212

They are a shambles.

Valencia and Young will both be 33 by the end of the season, one of the reasons United is so disjointed in attack is they have no bona fide FB’s. Both of their first choice FB’s are one dimensional and not great going forward.


#2213

If Man U don’t spend big, then expect Mourinho to have his ready made “I can’t compete with Man City” quote during the season, if they are not keeping up with them.


#2214

#2215

Poor thing got twatted hard by the ball during the game.


#2216

Hahahahahahhhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :mustafi:


#2217

Fat United F.C., tbh. Christ! Everyone looks so fat!


#2218

Seems like Mourinho has been going hard after the candies in the hotel room’s minibar.


#2219

Man Luke Shaw is fat.
That’s poor form from a footballer. Can he even last a match?


#2220

But…


#2221

The fattest in-form player in the world :mustafi:


#2222

Higuain: ‘Hold my donuts’ :joy:


#2223

Ah he looks better here. Must have been camera angle or something in previous one.
Or what if this one is the deceiving pic.

We need clarity.
Send nudes.


#2224

You Shaw you want fatty nudes?


#2225

Luke what you have started now.