Haha that’s a nice turn of phrase.
My Liverpool fan has just informed me though that the bids are nothing like the sums they are reported as… (which makes sense, because turning down £114m for Coutinho just doesn’t)
The £82m was supposedly paid over like 5 years and the add-ons are very unreachable for the most part.
Apparently the bids are a bit insulting, I suppose they will finally sell him when Barça stops doing their Catalan penny-pinching thing and gives a good offer.
Tbh, though, I would be looking to seal Dembele first, because he’s the difference maker and the real replacement for Neymar. They need both but I’m surprised they are not making more progress on the first.