Should be you, really, the “I’m really reasonable so I’m writing here some reasonable stuff without ever really agreeing with anyone but seeming to add some reasonable stuff to the conversation” is probably the new wave of hipsterism.
This award is really about giving it back to the guy who is a loud-mouthed/sarcastic cunt. Before I was the Wenger zealot no matter what I said despite pointing out that I disagreed with him on certain occasions and was always open to new evidence to prove I shouldn’t back him, when that turned out to be true it turned to you’re just a contrarian/hipster man! What’s stayed constant? The loud-mouth/sarcastic cunt part.