Barca is almost like that "better" ex-boy/girlfriend that Hector grew up with. As time went on they grew apart, went their seperate ways, Hector found someone else in Arsenal. Then, all of a sudden as it out of nowhere, young Hector's balls drop, they start growing, he's looking good... real good. He has a big smile on his face and all these other pretty clubs have noticed that, and they are like "Wow! Looking at that handsome young man go! I need him in me... NOW!". However Arsenal and Hector look happy together. But then Barca pushes through the crowd, with it's awesome boobs and/or massive cock (whichever you prefer, or both), as if just destroying the smaller, less-significant clubs dreams to ever have Hector even look in their general direction, and says "I used to have Hector in me a long time ago, I want him in me again". Hector's like "Barca, it's been so long... I'm with Arsenal now"."Hahaha, don't be silly Hector. You know I am the superior club. I can bear you many cups. Come back to me. I still love you".
"Fuck off Barca, you slut." - is what I'm hoping he says.