This is absolutely amazing.
I was away for a long weekend with friends in Shropshire, where we drank and played the whole weekend long. Being an eternal optimist at that point of the season, I saw this match as a big one. Nay, HUGE. We made time to watch the game.
After Danny Welbeck's last minute winner, momentum shifted to Arsenal in the title face. Could this be the first time in however many years that Arsenal could win the title? Ecstatic texts from my father, who had attended the game, implied it may well be.
That night, whilst having luxury cuddles in bed with a female of high order, I reached my emotional and physical peak. As I rose to the point of climax, I recalled Alan Smith's famous commentary before Ozil's freekick 'is this the time for Arsenal????'
As my man fluid flew into the twilight zone, I exclaimed 'IS THIS THE TIME FOR ARSENAL?'
It was. What a shame we did not win the Championship - Lord only knows what a Martin Tyler soundbite would have done to the girl.