Trying to lift the depression enveloping the place, then again depending on what player you are you could become suicidal...
Anyway, i am Santi Cazorla..quite chuffed with that..
You're the best player in your team.
People who watch the games might not see it but your teammates do - and they never play as well without you.
You're happy, charming, devoted and tougher than you look. When you bust out the skills, it's always a joy to watch.