What a fraud he is! Another striker would have scored an hattrick today.
Remind me of my dream?
Sorry if it’s not the dream you were hoping for
oh that, haha. Yeah Morata did us a favour, by pretending to be rubbish
He’s normally a pretty damn good finisher. Anomoly tonight, we got lucky.
Morata would miss a period if he were a girl
He should have had a hat-trick against Stoke! Did fuck all. Again, tonight. Awful.
Our striker fucked up some golden opportunities too tbf.
Best player on the pitch for us.