Alexandre Lacazette (signed!)


#1105

We’ve had a bid rejected according to Ornstein, which makes it legit in my book…negotiations ongoing means we are starting low and Lyon are playing hard ball - be good to get this over the line before we leave for pre-season…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40438547


#1106

Arsenal are impotent in the transfer market.


#1107

Now we definitely know its official, hopefully Lacazette can start kicking up a fuss.


#1108

He comes in with stone cold reality 9 times out of 10. He’s just a bit of an inconvenience for all the low life" ITK’s" and everyone so hooked on their shitty transfer market fantasies. Only natural for the addicts to frown upon one of the only decent sources out there, instead of just unfollowing all the know-nothing twitter accounts and tabloids making up bullshit transfer rumours every summer.


#1109

If we really sign Lacazette, does that mean we’ll ship out Welbeck and/or Giroud?


#1110

Or Walcott :mustafi:


#1111

Or Perez and Walcott.


#1112

I’m guessing that’s the Mariano Diaz announcement which means we’ll get a bunch of Lacazette quotes too lol

Was wrong the last time but this must be it lol


#1113

Yes! #WelcomeAlexandre


#1114

#1115

#BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMXHAKALACAAAAAA


#1116

ORNSTEINNNNNNNN!!

Have his tweet notifications on my phone what a notification that was :heart_eyes:



#1117

The chosen one has spoken.


#1118

Same! His tweet subjects are a bit random sometimes though, suddenly talking about Andy Murray and golf stuff too lol.


#1119

I’ll take the golf and tennis for his transfer goodness. Get his face back on OA!! Lol


#1120

:notes: :notes: :notes:

OOOOOOOH LACAZETTE
ALEXANDRE LACAZETTE

I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE’S LIKE KANYE WEST
HE’S BETTER THAN GEORGE BEST

OH ALEXANDRE LACAZETTE!

:notes: :notes: :notes:


#1121

#1122

I hope this is done before Sanchez leaves, because at least we can say we had an attack of Sanchez, Ozil and Lacazette, even if they don’t play together.


#1123

There are endless possibilities for a song with this one.

A few off the top of my head. :wink: Cigarette, bayonet, horsey set, turbo jet, suffragette, vinaigrette. Should be pretty straightforward to make something out of those. Personally I’d like something involving a bass clarinet.

Bet he ends up with something really shit.


#1124

Inevitably, when I think we’re closer to signing him I get excited about it :grin:

He won’t replace Sanchez but if he isn’t meant to be that guy I’ll love this signing.